malaysia vs japan

Oh hai yo ku zai mas................MALAYSIA BOLEH !!!!...............
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took
a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the
speed
limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....
Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan!
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia.
Driver: yah....
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in
Japan!
Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah...
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !
Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made
in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!
Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very
good!!....very fast!.... Made in Japan

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Gila Telefon

Seorang ayah mempunyai anak gadis yang suka sangat 'bergayut' kat telefon. Setiap kali menerima telefon pasti anaknya itu akan berbual sampai 5 jam tanpa henti.. Entah apa yang dibualkan pun tak tahulah...

Suatu hari.. telefon berdering, anak gadisnya bergegas mengangkatnya.. ayahnya mengeluh kerana sudah pasti 5 jam lagi baru selesai... Tapi.. Alangkah terkejutnya.. apabila anaknya itu cuma berbual selama 2 JAM bukan 5 Jam seperti biasa...

"Tunggu sekejap.... Siapa yang talefon tu?" tanya ayahnya kehairanan..

"Tak tahu la ayah... salah Nombor! " jawab anaknya sambil tersengih..

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...Rahsia Bantal...

Terdapat beberapa ketegori bantal dan perwatakan:-

1) Memeluk Bantal

Mereka yang suka memeluk bantal biasanya berjiwa seni. Mereka mempunyai penghargaan yang tinggi terhadap lukisan, muzik dan sastera. Perasaan mereka halus dan jiwa mereka romantik. Kadangkala ada yang boleh membaca peristiwa yang akan berlaku melalui mimpi. Mereka juga sangat prihatin terhadap kesusilaan.

2) Menggunakan Banyak Bantal

Mereka biasanya kurang kenyakinan. Dalam kehidupan seharian mereka memerlukan banyak pendamping.

Mereka jarang membuat keputusan sendiri, sebaliknya mendapatkan pandangan orang lain.

3) Tidur Dengan Satu Bantal

Mereka bukan jenis mengada-ngada dan boleh menerima keadaan seadanya. Mereka juga membuat keputusan berdasarkan fikiran dan bukan nafsu semata-mata.

4) Meletakkan Bantal Di Bawah Kaki

Mereka mempunyai sifat kurang baik. Mereka jarang bergaul dgn org ramai, malah kaku dalam pergaulan. Ini menyebabkan mereka cenderung bersifat egois. Mereka juga gemar menempuh jalan pintas untuk mencapai cita2. Mereka tdk suka berusaha.

5) Tidur tanpa Bantal

Mereka memiliki sifat percaya diri yang sangat tinggi. Kadangkala sifat percaya diri ini akhirnya akan membawa kepada sifat ego.

6) Tidak punya bantal

Kasihan betul... pergilah kedai beli satu


walobagaimanapon...kita smua xpsti akan kesahihannya...Wallahualam...

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Kisah Muthu

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. That's why ..
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in this village... . And Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with a cockroach. First he cut one leg and said WALK. "WALK!". The cockroach walked.
Then he cut its second leg and told the same thing. The cockroach walked. Then, he cut the third leg and it did the same. At last, he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk. But the cockroach didn't walk!
Suddenly, Muthu said aloud, "I found it! If we cut the cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!"
Muthu became a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, aren't you!? ... Sit back! I will drive."

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. There, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what he was doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard ' WASHBASIN '

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine you're on the 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : Simple. I will just stop my imagination ..

Oh .. i forgot ... . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why
Because, there was a woman journalist walking with a badge which wrote ' PRESS ' on her right chest ... and he did it !

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