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Isnin, 22 Jun 2009

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Seorang lelaki mendatangi salah seorang ahli fekah dan bertanya: "Setiap hari aku membenamkan badan ku ke dalam sungai sebanyak dua kali atau tiga kali, aku masih tidak yakin apakah badan ku telah rata semua dengan air, ataukah aku masih belum dianggap suci. Apakah yang harus aku perbuat?"

Ahli fekah: " Kamu jangan bersolat."

Kemudian ahli fekah tersebut ditanyai oleh sahabatnya : "Bagaimana kamu boleh berfatwa bahawa dia tidak wajib solat?"

Ahli fekah: "Kerana Nabi SAW telah bersabda, yang maksudnya: Sesungguhnya amalan tiga orang berikut tidak akan dicatat:



1. Anak kecil sehingga dia mencapai baligh.
2. Orang yang tidur sehingga dia bangun dari tidurnya.
3. Seorang yang gila sampai dia sembuh dari gilanya.

Dan sesiapa yang telah membenamkan badannya ke dalam air sungai sebanyak dua atau tiga kali dan dia masih ragu apakah mandi junubnya sudah sempurna atau belum, maka orang tersebut termasuk orang gila."

Dr. 'Aid Abdullah Al-Qarni

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Khamis, 11 Jun 2009

e-mail to BILL GATES

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.


2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.




3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.


4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.


5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?


6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?


7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.


8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.


9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?


10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta


Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling Windows ?

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