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Jumaat, 24 September 2010

Jantan ke BEtina Laptop korang?

Jgn xtau.....laptop pun ada jantina...
so, nak tahu tak jantina laptop yg selalu dingadap tiap2 hari tu? jantan ke betina....hehehehehe

buat je step kt bwh ni...

1. Buka notepad dan paste ayat ini dalam notepad:CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love YOU"

2. Selepas itu tekan save. Ubah save as type kepada All Files (pastikan korang save di desktop supaya senang nak cari/buka nanti).
Save as = love u.vbs


3. Close notepad apabila habis save. Then double click file td (love u.vbs) dan akan dengar suara "i love u."

Cuba dengar btul2 suara "i love u" tu....suara lelaki ke perempuan?
Kalau dengar lelaki maknanya laptop korang tu jantan dan begitu le sebaliknya....

Enjoy! blh wt korg gelak tau.... saje nk korg segarkn mata2 yg kuyu dh tu...hehehe

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Sabtu, 4 September 2010

Fun Fact Animal Part 1

1. Koalas are marsupials, not bears. They also have no tail or eyelids.

2. Mountain goats are not goats. They are small antelopes.

3. Mice will nurse babies that are not their own.

4. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

5. Rats can’t vomit.

6. The eyes of some birds weigh more than their brains. Likewise, their bones weigh less than their feathers.


7. The five fastest birds are: the peregrine falcon that can fly up to 175 miles per hour, the spine-tailed swift that can go 106 miles per hour, the frigate bird at 95 miles per hour, the spur-winged goose at 88 miles per hour, and the red-breasted merganser at 80 miles per hour.

8. Roosters cannot crow if they can’t fully extend their necks.

9. The kiwi can’t fly. It lives in a hole in the ground, is almost blind, and lays only one egg each year. Despite this, it has survived for more than seventy million years.

10. Male cockatoos can be taught to speak, but females can only chirp and sing.

11. The albatross drinks sea water. It has a special desalinization apparatus that strains out and excretes all excess salt.

12. The Egyptian vulture, a white bird about the size of a raven, throws stones with its beak to open ostrich eggs to eat. This bird is one of the very few animals that, like man, manipulates objects as tools.

13. There are more than three hundred species of parrots.

14. Macaws are the largest and most colorful species of the parrot family.

15. Ducks will lay eggs only in the early morning.

16. A duck has three eyelids.

17. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

18. To keep cool, ostriches urinate on their legs; it then evaporates like sweat.

19. Eagles can live in captivity for up to forty-six years.

20. Eagles mate while airborne.

21. The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backward.

22. Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.

23. There are no penguins at the North Pole. In fact, there are no penguins anywhere in the Northern Hemisphere (outside of zoos). All seventeen varieties of the bird are found below the equator, primarily in Antarctica.

24. The longest fish is the oarfish, which is shaped like an eel. On average, it grows to more than twenty feetin length, but oarfish of forty-six feet have been found.

25. A shrimp has more than a hundred pairs of chromosomes in each cell nucleus. The shrimp’s heart is in its head.

26. The pistol shrimp makes a noise so loud it can shatter glass.

27. Tuna will suffocate if they ever stop swimming. They need a continual flow of water across their gills to breathe, even while they rest.

28. Electric eels are not really eels but a kind of fish. Although they look like eels, their internal organs are arranged differently. Unlike most fish, electric eels cannot get enough oxygen from water. Approximately every five minutes, they must surface to breathe or they will drown. Unlike most fish, they can swim both backward and forward.

29. The electric eel has thousands of electric cells running up and down its tail. Vital body organs, such as the heart, are packed into a small space behind the head. They use their electric sense to “see.” Their electric sensors act like radar, sending out weak impulses that bounce off objects.

30. Jellyfish are comprised of more than 95 percent water and have no brain, heart, or bones and no actual eyes.

31. An octopus will eat its own arms if it gets really hungry.

32. The octopus’s testicles are located in its head. The pupil of an octopus’s eye is rectangular.

33. The oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, becomes a female, then changes back to a male, then back to a female. It may go back and forth many times.

34. The leather coral, which is softer than the stony coral, may attack and eat one of its own kind if subjected to crowded conditions.

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Sabtu, 14 Ogos 2010

Petua Imam Al Ghazali hari Lailatulqadar

Hmmm.. Sempene bulan pose ni, aku nk kongsi satu maklumat yg mungkin bergune tuk korang.. Tp yg pasti ni bukan lawak.. hehe.. Selamat berpuasa

Lailatulqadar adalah malam penuh berkat dan rahmat yang dijanjikan Allah SWT bagi tiap Umat Islam yang hanya datang pada salah satu malam bulan Ramadan setiap tahun.

Maklum bahawa malam yang lebih baik dari seribu bulan beramal ini jatuhnya adalah rahsia walaupun banyak hadis meriwayatkan ia boleh berlaku pada 10 malam terakhir Ramadan.

Bagaimanapun menurut petua imam Ghazali, beliau mempunyai petua mencari malam lailatulqadar seperti berikut:

Petua oleh Imam Ghazali dan lain-lain ulama’ untuk cari mencari malam Lailatul Qadar

Jika awal ramadhan jatuh pada hari:



I) Ahad atau rabu – malam qadar dijangka berlaku pada malam 29 ramadhan

II) Isnin - malam qadar dijangka berlaku pada malam 21 ramadhan;

III) Selasa atau jumaat - malam qadar dijangka berlaku pada malam 27 ramadhan;

IV) Khamis- malam qadar dijangka berlaku pada malam 25 ramadhan;

V) Sabtu- malam qadar dijangka berlaku pada malam 23 ramadhan

Menurut Sheikh Abu Hassan bahawa mula dia baligh, dia sentiasa dapat menghidupkan lailatul qadar pada malam yang tepat mengikut petua diatas.

Tanda malam qadar ialah :

1) Malam itu tenang, tidak dingin dan tidak panas;
2) Siangnya cahaya matahari warnanya jernih tidak terlalu terik;
3) Pada malam itu malaikat jibril akan menyalami orang yang beribadat pada malam itu dan tandanya ialah kita tiba-tiba rasa sangat sayu dan kemudiannya menangis teresak-esak secara tiba-tiba.

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Selasa, 3 Ogos 2010

Talkin Orang Asli

Kisah ni aku kutip dari pengalaman seorang pemburu masa aku outstation
kat kuantan dulu...Tempat dia tinggal ni memang dekat ngan kampung orang
asli dan dia ni memang dah ramai kenalan kat situ...ada banyak cerita
aku nak kongsi ngan korang...itupun kalau sudi nak baca...

Ini cerita pasal cara-cara orang asli berucap (dlm Islam kite panggil
talkin ler) untuk si mati..tapi seingat aku diorang ni bukan beragama
Islam. Diorang gelarkan si mati tu

AJIS walaupun tu bukan nama si mati semasa hidup. Bila mayat tu dah
ditanam, salah seorang kaum diorang/ tok batin pun start lah baca
'ucapan' macam imamlah...) bunyinya camni :



"HAI AJISS...MATI JUGAK KAO AJISS...SEKEJAP LAGI ADA ORANG BESAR MAU
DATANG...( kalau kita, malaikat mungkar dan nakir) KALAU DIA TANYA,KAO
JAWAB YANG BAIK-BAIK SAJA...YANG JAHAT-JAHAT DIA TAK TAU...KALAU DIA
PUKUL KAO DARI KANAN...KAO ELAK KE KIRI...KALAU DIA PUKUL DARI
KIRI...KAO ELAK KE KANAN...KALAU DIA HANTAM DARI DEPAN...KAO ELAK KE
BELAKANG...KALAU DIA HANTAM DARI BELAKANG..............PANDAI-PANDAI
KAOLAH AJISSSSS......"

Pastu komat kamit lah mulut pemberi 'ucapan' tu...dan diorang pun
beredar dari situ...dari mula sampai habis 'ucapan' , kawan aku yang
ikut diorang pi tanam mayat tu kena tahan gelak sampai merah padam muka
dia...bila orang asli tu tanya ngape...kawan aku cakap. "sedih...."

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Khamis, 29 Julai 2010

Anak sape la ni????

Pada cuti hari minggu yang lalu, aku menghadiri Satu Majlis akad nikah kawan pada kawan ku. Waktu tu aku bercuti dikampung dia. Jadi bila ada kenduri macam tu dia pun pergi dan ajak aku sekali. Aku pun ikut sama.

Masa tu majlis akad nikah tu dijalankan diruang tamu. Ramai orang aku tengok, sambil duduk bersila mengelilingi tok kadi dan pengantin lelaki.

Dahsyat, pengantin tu duduk atas bantal macam raja. Aku jarang tengok majlis macam nih.

Jadi masa bersila tu, aku pun mengesot sikit2 untuk dengar apa yang tok kadi akan tanya. Rupanya macam2 jugak tok kadi tanya. Tapi ada satu soalan yang menyebabkan aku malu besar?..


Tok kadi tanya pasal satu hari berapa kali kene sembahyang, dengan lajunye mamat pengantin tu jawab "lima". Tok kadi tanya lagi, bagi contoh2 najis kecil, dia pun jawap kencing baby yang kecik2 lagi. Tok kadi pun angguk ler, jadi aku rasa jawapan tu ok la kut. Tok kadi tanya lagi contoh najis besar, mamat tu mula dah panik, jeling kiri, jeling kanan, mula tengok syiling, aku rasa macam nak tolong je mamat pengantin tu?bukannye susah, jawapannya anjing ngan babi je,..tapi mamat tu dah mula berpeluk jantan keluar kat dahi?. Tok kadi mula senyum? Aku sebut dalam hati moga2 dia dengar 'anjing ngan babi la hoi', tapi rupanya aku cakap dalam hati dia tak dengar.

Aku tak tahu apa yang jadi selepas itu, kerana majlis tu jadi kecoh kerana ramai orang yang berada disekeliling majlis tu sambil minum air sirap, tersembur keluar minuman tu terkena baju ramai orang, aku pun sama, masa tu aku tengah minum sirap tu, tiba2 aku semburkan balik, dah kene member kat tepi2, kecoh jadinya, aku pegang mata aku, penuh dengan air mata. Yang aku ingat masa tok kadi tanya tentang contoh najis besar kat pengantin tu keadaan senyap sunyi?.tapi bila pengantin tu jawap "Taik Gajah" suasana jadik hingar bingar dengan gelak ketawa orang yang dah tak boleh tahan, nak control macamana? taik gajah? besar betul..nak2 bila gajah makan durian.

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